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Laura Jane Portmann

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Queer weddings

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International College of Professional Celebrants

Hi, I'm Laura

I’m a Civil Celebrant specialising in modern weddings and memorials – offering beautiful, bespoke ceremonies that reflect your story.

Whether it’s your unique + unforgettable wedding, welcoming a new child or honoring a loved one who has died – I pay special attention to what’s important to you, to make your ceremony whatever you want it to be.

I bring a curious and creative approach to my celebrancy work, honouring significant times in your life with honesty and joy. And sometimes, sequins.

With extensive experience of writing for, and speaking at events, I’ve also worked for several years in offering guidance and coaching to individuals and families across the North East. If you’re looking to do things a little differently, and refuse to settle for for being told how your celebrations of love and life ‘should’ be done, a celebrant-led ceremony is for you.

What's my ceremony style?

My style is suited to those looking for a softly unconventional ceremony, something left of the norm.

I am a humanist in belief – though I respect all religious and spiritual beliefs, and want to offer you the opportunity to include whatever you would like in a ceremony, so I’m an independent civil celebrant offering modern ceremonies and celebrations with no restrictions.

I can offer you guidance on legal formalities, and provide you with recommendations for other elements you would like to include. I perform ceremonies just about anywhere so feel free to consider your mam’s garden, your local pub or your favourite woods.

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Why choose Laura?

I love people and I adore hearing their stories! It is incredibly important to me that people feel celebrated in their own weirdness, so whatever you think might be too tricky or too much, we can figure it out.

I am keen to cater for couples and families with additional needs, having experience of making events accessible and navigating the world with disability.

What do I offer?

Laura Portmann Celebrant North East Wedding Ceremony

Weddings

I will guide you through the process of a celebrant-led service, including the legal formalities. I always love to hear couple’s creative ideas, before getting to work designing the perfect ceremony for you.

With a celebrant at the helm, you have the freedom and flexibility to have your service in an endless choice of venues – in a brewery, on the beach or in your best pal’s garden. We can even bring your guests together in unlicensed formal venues, if you’ve spotted a hotel or castle you fancy!

You can hold your ceremony at any time of day that suits you – at sunrise, or by moonlight, or during a massive family lunch. It’s up to you who you’d like to include, children and pets are always welcome – though elopements are fantastically special too.

Prices From

£495

Why choose Laura for your wedding?

I’ll take the time to discover what’s important to you so we can weave music and rituals together with a bespoke script, transforming your unique love story into an unforgettable ceremony. Making the-bit-before-the-party, part of the party!

From celestial and spiritual to as silly and sweary as you like, we can reflect your precious feelings for one another with a service that suits you. Meet with me for a free chat to see how we can work together.

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Laura Portmann Celebrant North East Naming Ceremony

Naming Ceremonies

Baby and Child Naming Ceremonies

Family Ceremonies – following adoption or blending two families together

Renaming and Gender Affirmation Ceremonies

Naming after Divorce or Separation

Why choose Laura for your naming ceremony?

Have you added a new team member to your fabulous family? Celebrate with a bespoke Naming Ceremony! A fanstastic contemporary alternative to Christenings.

I adored working with babies and small children in my previous life working in the communities of Newcastle, and would be delighted to tell the story in a special service, where we can include family friends, traditions and elements that champion the things that are special to you.

Renaming Ceremonies and Gender Affirmation
Perhaps you’d like to bring your friends and family together to acknowledge a name change for yourself. I’m excited to help mark this important time for you.

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Laura Portmann Celebrant North East Vow Renewal

Renewal of Vows

Why choose Laura for your renewal of vows?

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Laura Portmann Celebrant North East Funeral

Funerals

Modern Funerals, Memorials and Celebrations of Life.
I am in Independent Funeral Celebrant and Adviser covering Newcastle and the North East.

I like to work with people who want something alternative, or who aren’t quite sure what they want.

Prices From

£250

Why choose Laura for your funeral?

As a funeral celebrant, I will support you from our first meeting through to the end of the service. I can also advise on the alternative options available locally, so that you can plan a special, personalised send-off for your loved one, or for yourself.

Meet with me to discuss how we can do their story justice, and how we can weave in music or rituals. I respect your wishes to include religious and spiritual elements, or omit this entirely to honour your beliefs about death.

Following our meeting, I will prepare a eulogy to showcase the character, passions and values of the deceased, their quirks and foibles, and the experiences that shaped them. I will guide you through the service, and make sure there is time to talk about and reflect upon a life lived.

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